Garść kawałów zza granicy o Polakach. Daje w rodzimym im języku, brzmią moim zdaniem lepiej.

A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Pollack joke?" The bartender replied, coldly, "No. And I'll have you know I'm Polish." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slowly."
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A Pollack stepped in a cow pie and started crying.
He thought he was melting.
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A Pollack walked into a bar with dogshit in his hand and said to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped it!"
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Did you hear about the Polish fish?
It drowned.
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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot?
He flew 39 missions.
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How do you sink a Polish battleship?
Put it in water.
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How do you know when a Pollack has been in your back yard?
Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.
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How can you tell a Polish neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.

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