ACURA
America Can Use Real Automobiles
Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
All Mistakes Combined

AUDI
All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
Bavarian Money Waster
Break My Windshield
Buy More Women
Bought Me Wife

BUICK
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CADILLAC
Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country

CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy
Engineering Techniques

CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

CITROEN
Car Is Thoroughly Rotten, Overhaul Every Night

DAEWOO
Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally

DODGE
Damn Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead On Date Guarantee Expired

FERRARI
Fast, Exciting, Racy, Red, And Really Impractical

FIAT
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Found In A Trashcan
Fix It Another Time

FORD
First On Rust and Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fault Of R&D

GM
Generally Malfunctions

GMC
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Garage Man's Companion

HONDA
Helping Out Nips Destroy America
Honda Options: No Deal Available!

HUMMER
Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand: Nothing.s Drivable And Inexpensive

INFINITI
It Never Found Its Niche: It.s Truly Inconsequential

JAGUAR
Just A Guess U Are Rich

KIA
Korean Industrial Accident

LAMBORGHINI
Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody’s Image

LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious

MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MERCEDES
Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface
Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

MINI
Moron Inside Notably Insane

NISSAN
Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing More

OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

SALEEN
Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN
Same American Trash Under Revised Name

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

TRIUMPH
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

VOLVO
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
Virtually Worthless
V-tec Wins!!

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